He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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