It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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