he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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