I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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