Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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