the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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