Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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