I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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