My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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