Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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