brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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