I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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