are you still at the devil's house?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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