I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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