turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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