I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
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He felt like a one man threesome
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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