Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I will be naked everywhere
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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