Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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