I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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