So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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