after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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