My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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