you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
vagina is talking i cant
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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