The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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