there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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