And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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