Barsexuality is the new black.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
is it fun? or sober?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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