I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
love makes seman taste better
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need water and some morals
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I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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