you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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