Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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