We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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