So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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