i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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