How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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