butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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