elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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