even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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