Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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