I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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