this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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