It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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