honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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