If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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