absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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