I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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