Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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