Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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