oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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