I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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