weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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