yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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